Taj Mahal via Agra..

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Hey guys you can continue reading at your own risk as to judging me or thinking wtf she's talking about.  Actually those are not my original thoughts.. I love wordplay and the creative way of twisting words. Love creativity in all its forms from the noble pure as dew drops to the naughtiest.. I just couldn't resist sharing..I found this funny naughty message in a book Urban shots I was reading last night. It's a pretty straightforward and an innocent message at first sight but looks can be deceiving..Your view of Taj Mahal would drastically change after reading this.. Never ever thought about it like this.. Here goes..

Taj Mahal

Via Agra:  The biggest erection of a man for a woman..

PS:

Now I know why a certain Yogi is so keen on changing the names of all the cities in UP.

Linked to life... hmmm..

AAdhar aadhar aadhaar... oh! what a big bother. .  Am not a terrorist who is out to blast the country. . Am not a rapist out to plunder the feminine or masculine viles. .  Don't even have enough money to make it white or black. . Am just a simple person who loves her personal space and rather link friendly arms than an id card to an endless list of my cards.... I don't want my private life to be public .. don't want people to know how I sneeze why I sneeze and when do I sneeze. . Lemme sneeze in peace. . Lemme snooze in peace. . Give me back my freedom gimme back my right to live not under the arc light but the tubelight. Doctors are asking for aadhaar cards before treating anyone. . Women are delivering children out in the parking lot or getting aborted in the hospital corridors.. A mere 500 bucks gives out one's life history biography and geography to any Tom Dick and Harry. . So, are we really talking of or living in the largest democracy in the world. . Privacy is being burnt at the stake of Democracy..Am I even free to think .. I shudder to think of the day when they might ask us to link our thoughts to Aadhaar. . Hmmmm... yawnnnn.... Just some random thoughts I got as I woke up from the deep slumber.. just bear with the not so properly linked or thought out sentences. . Feeling pretty bugged up.. Pun intended. . :)

Somehow when one reads stuff like people getting all worked up about a movie and going about threatening the people involved really gets on my nerves.   Just now read some BJP nut congratulated another good for nothing for announcing a 10 cr reward for anyone who beheads Deepika Padukone and Sanjay Leela Bhansali. . I just don't understand the hue and cry over a movie which is part of one's creative freedom.. It's just entertainment .. It's just something that a person conceives in his mind and wants to put forth to the audience. . They may have been inspired by some historical figure and might want the world to let know of the person .. and it's a commercial movie not a documentary where everything needs to be accounted for or should be exact. . Commercial movies are always a mix of fact and fiction. . Our country is said to be the largest democracy as well as secular but it only seems to be secular or democratic in paper Coz I don't see any tolerance towards caste creed color language religion or our so called fundamental rights in this country.  Intolerance abounds. . The kar sewaks or karni or these so called moralists or protectors of their clan .. who are they protecting in fact.. A queen's legacy.. no offence meant. . From what.. A movie wherein her namesake is shown dancing or some imagined romantic scene between the queen and the Sultan (the director has been crying hoarse denying any such scene) . .  Is this queen's dignity or strength of character or the respect she commands so fragile that it will fall apart just by a movie. . I don't think so .. If she was what I hear her to have been she wouldn't give a damn about what people think or how she's portrayed in a movie. . A movie cannot make or break any community..  If their values, beliefs and customs are strong then I dont think there is any reason to worry.. and people are intelligent enough to differentiate between fact and fiction. . Noone is going to judge the queen or her clan on the basis of a movie..  these so called moralists and preservers of their community if they open their eyes and ears and look around at the injustices being done to women and children in the society and hear their pleas or cry for help they wouldn't be wasting their time trying to ban a movie..

A l'l me time with myself. .

Be positive think positive see positive hear positive say positive stay positive. . You should never assume things. . Never ever jump to conclusions without knowing the truth.. stop trying to live in others minds. . You don't know what they are thinking .. you just are making guesses.. and most of the guesses maybe bullshit churned up by the negative thoughts in your mind. . You end up making wrong assumptions.. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. . Improve upon your strengths and work on your weaknesses. . Respect yourself take good care of yourself laugh smile spread happiness around not negativity.. Love yourself and love your loved and dear ones too.. trust yourself as well trust the person you love too.. believe and trust in their love for you. . Accept their love.. It's high time .. stop thinking and spreading negativity. .  Saying it again .. be positive think positive see positive hear positive say positive stay positive. .

High on Riverdale high.. still got the hangover..

It's been so long since I visited Riverdale. . I used to often roam about in the lanes of Riverdale and run along the corridors of Riverdale high when I was in my teens.. I still remember hanging out with the gang be it watching Juggy gobbling up burgers after burgers or Archie running after Ronnie or Bets. . You won't believe it I actually had a teeny weeny crush on guess who. . Eeks.. Reggie. . That was a nice trip down memory lane. But you must be wondering what triggered this emotion all of a sudden. It's just that yesterday while flipping channels on the idiot box  I chanced upon the televised version of Archie comics ' Riverdale'..  so much has changed while I was busy trying to come to terms with the transition from my teens to my tweens to my threens.. Riverdale has changed. . The gang seems to have matured. . Betty seems to have found her soul mate in Jughead.. Archie has got his pitching right with one of the pussy cats.. Veronica is not the rich brat she once was.. she is trying to knot up her family ties that seem to be getting loose around the edges.. it made me realise how time flies. . Everything changes even comics. . The gang seems to have aged along with me.. but still when I look at those frayed pages of the old Archie comics I get that nice tingling feeling in my tummy as if have become a teenager again.. These moments can make the time stand still.. ��

Can't run, then walk; can't walk, then crawl but never ever give up..

Julie Moss, the American triathlete who in the 1982 Ironman triathlon crawled her way into the hearts of millions around the world. She lost the race to Kathleen or Kate but she turned to be the real winner in the long run. She was basically a student who was doing her major in physical education. Triathlon was the topic she chose for her thesis because this was one of the competitions that tests ones physical endurance to the limit. She was very casual about the event and didn't train herself as much as she should have. In a way she reminded me of a certain Smitha Gangadharan I happen to know very personally, I mean the way she would procrastinate things and leave it till the last moment. I could certainly empathise or rather identify with her on that account. Anyway she started off well and was kind of leading but towards the end she got dehydrated and was losing energy but somehow she managed to find the will to get back on her feet and keep on walking howmuchever she stumbled or even when her legs gave away. I saw the video and her legs almost seemed like jelly. Could see her struggle but I didn't feel any sympathy it was more like awe that I felt on seeing her willpower. Falling down, getting back up, again falling down and declining to take anyone's help as it would have disqualified her. I mean even when she was at her wit's end she kept her wits about her. Just seeing her cross the line on all fours, somehow such moments of courage and determination make one feel truly inspired.

Humbled by the clouds...

It's funny the kind of thoughts that pop into ones mind while travelling by air.. just was looking out of the window. . Saw these clouds all fluffy and white like cotton candy or just cotton. . It makes one wonder we are all fighting about where we come from.. We form opinions about others on the basis of the place they are from or their caste creed religion. . But from the top over the clouds it's so difficult to know where one is.. it doesn't matter above the clouds .. They all seem the same. . Whether it's Delhi or Chennai or Bihar or Nagaland the clouds are all the same everywhere ..