Friday, December 28, 2018

Taj Mahal via Agra..

Disclaimer
Hey guys you can continue reading at your own risk as to judging me or thinking wtf she's talking about.  Actually those are not my original thoughts.. I love wordplay and the creative way of twisting words. Love creativity in all its forms from the noble pure as dew drops to the naughtiest.. I just couldn't resist sharing..I found this funny naughty message in a book Urban shots I was reading last night. It's a pretty straightforward and an innocent message at first sight but looks can be deceiving..Your view of Taj Mahal would drastically change after reading this.. Never ever thought about it like this.. Here goes..

Taj Mahal

Via Agra:  The biggest erection of a man for a woman..

PS:

Now I know why a certain Yogi is so keen on changing the names of all the cities in UP.

Saturday, February 10, 2018

Linked to life... hmmm..

AAdhar aadhar aadhaar... oh! what a big bother. .  Am not a terrorist who is out to blast the country. . Am not a rapist out to plunder the feminine or masculine viles. .  Don't even have enough money to make it white or black. . Am just a simple person who loves her personal space and rather link friendly arms than an id card to an endless list of my cards.... I don't want my private life to be public .. don't want people to know how I sneeze why I sneeze and when do I sneeze. . Lemme sneeze in peace. . Lemme snooze in peace. . Give me back my freedom gimme back my right to live not under the arc light but the tubelight. Doctors are asking for aadhaar cards before treating anyone. . Women are delivering children out in the parking lot or getting aborted in the hospital corridors.. A mere 500 bucks gives out one's life history biography and geography to any Tom Dick and Harry. . So, are we really talking of or living in the largest democracy in the world. . Privacy is being burnt at the stake of Democracy..Am I even free to think .. I shudder to think of the day when they might ask us to link our thoughts to Aadhaar. . Hmmmm... yawnnnn.... Just some random thoughts I got as I woke up from the deep slumber.. just bear with the not so properly linked or thought out sentences. . Feeling pretty bugged up.. Pun intended. . :)